Err, why am I awake?

My plan was to get up at 10am if I could. I got up before 8am. That's really weird. I don't know how I did it.

Q: A baby cage? Isn't this harmful to children?
A: No, All of our products are tested on third-world country test subjects experimentally for six months. After each experiment, each child showed no signs of physical or emotional damage. Using Baby Cage products are 100% safe! None of our products can cause permanant damage to a child or infant.

-- babycage.net