Dave Hulbert's series of fortunate events: June 2005

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Hover Copter

Note to self: Create hover copter and become millionaire!

Summer Ball

It's now official: I've just about officially recovered from the Summer Ball. Here's a breakdown of the events:

1pm: Wake up
4pm: Go to 'spoons
5pm: Have 'spoons foodage
6pm: Everyone comes back to ours for drinks
7pm: Get ready
8pm: Go go go!
9pm: Ram beer garden and fairground rides!
10pm - 12am: Err... I'm not quite sure...
1am: Kosheen - awesomeness in a frisby kettle thing
2am: Wandering, no more drinks
3am: Argh! My feet are going to fall off!
4am: 12 hours of inebriation! Time to go home
5am - 10am: Sleep
11am: Get up - still tispy
12pm - 9pm: Chillax
10pm: Big Brother
11pm - 7am: Read the whole Internet
8am: Sleep

That's about it. Photos in the future.

Look at all the trade marks apple owns! Some include: yum, chicago, capitals, bonjour, develop, finder, logic, new york, sand, pages and techno! You could have a party game where u go round in a circle + name them all.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Snail mail

Hmmm... Snail mail means sending letters by physical post... What about actual snail mail? Send real life snails in the post! You'd need a parcle + some food for it . Possibly a gyroscope so it stays upright. Lots of shock absorbing too. I think it could be done... Who wants me to send them real snail mail? We could be on TV!

Monday, June 20, 2005

Hotness, but not in the good way

It's too hot to sleep, so I blog.

Chloe's party was last night. I drank an average amount but I acted like I'd had more, strangely. I opened a bottle of beer with a can of beer and now my finger has a big red line across it. My watch also slightly brokey was, but hey. We got an Abdula's on the way back and then I woke up. I woke up twice again later, then got up.

Pete & his American buddy, Kev, said "Hey Mr Dave, let's Stone henge it up!", so I was like drivey drivey drive in the hotness + we got there. The we looked at the stones. Then we went to Salisbury and saw the cathederal, got pizza (mmm. Pizza) and ice cream (mmm. Ice cream) and then went drivey drivey drive back here for Big Brother watching (we missed the quiz :-( ).

The F1 was like blargh, so Nikey and Mikey may be rich now. Then I got bored so we watched Naked Gun. Now is now, where I'm typing this. After this, I shall be sleeping, if I can.

Tomorrow I need to:

Phone Burton
Go to Specsavers
Tidy my room (meh)
Invent a room cooling device
Fix my watch
Fix my finger
Wake up
Go swimming
Wash up

In other news, I'm probably going home on probably this Tuesday for a while. That's a probably. I have no reason to limit my possibilites and limiting my possibilities for no reason is silly. I'm alsoly too spontaneous.

Extra coolness:

Buy and sell farm animals/things here
Listen /download (legally) to lots of quality independant music either at usounds, knobtweakers (dance music) epitonic or 3hive. You can also search for music at espew or the hype machine. More sites like this here.
Cheat at crosswords
Learn stuff that isn't true! E.g: If Vikings were reincarnated using cloning technology, they'd be surprised at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have. Journey only appears to have eight letters. Apples can kill at the blink of an eye.
If you're still bored, do the riddle and complete it. I did.

Sleep now.

Nigerian email scam

I'm not sure how this will turn out. A while ago I got a nigerian email scam spam email. I thought I'd reply. Read the comments to see what's happened so far...

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Millions and millions of photos, images and pictures!

Yesterday I put zillions of photos on here. My blog will now take ages to load. There's lots more over there. Leave a comment if you want any photos explained.