More photos at a time from my phone

More photos at a time from my phone
Originally uploaded by David Hulbert.

This is what EJB can do. Awesome. CANT STOP or CATS PONT. Ooh, i'm uploading lots of photos. This will use up lots of my bandwidth.

More photos at a time from my phone

More photos at a time from my phone
Originally uploaded by David Hulbert.

Here's some useful EJB acronyms, thanks Hairy Stu! Ooh, i'm uploading lots of photos. This will use up lots of my bandwidth.

More photos at a time from my phone

More photos at a time from my phone
Originally uploaded by David Hulbert.

Nick + Mike have been altered a little. Nice. Ooh, i'm uploading lots of photos. This will use up lots of my bandwidth.

Post from Lifeblog on my phone

Post from Lifeblog on my phone
Originally uploaded by David Hulbert.

I'm writing this in the Nokia Lifeblog program on my N80. The photo is Enterprise Java Beans revision notes from the green room Hopefully this'll work. Woo!

I have a Nokia N80!

I'm not going to blog much (yet) about this as I'm revising for exams. Here's a few random notes.

• The screen is aweseome. 4x the resolution of my last phone. You can read about 30 lines of text in it!
• Wi-Fi works really well. Fast enough to stream radio from the net.
• The camera is very nice. Does great videos too.
• Seems fairly rugged and sturdy. I'm not going ot try dropping it though.
• It's actually quite small. Thicker than many phones but not too big at all.
• 128MB included miniSD is a bit small, so I'm getting a 2GB one soon.
• Call clarity is very good. Signal seems very good too.
• Battery is OK. Runs down if you use it all day for Wi-Fi. Turn off 3G to get more life out of it.
• SIP (VoIP) doesn't work yet as there aren't any applications for it.
• There's not many apps for 3rd edition S60, which is a shame. I've installed and got working Putty, Screenshot, Internet Radio, Opera Mini and Google Maps. I haven't got VNC or eMSN working yet.
• Skype would be awesome, but it's not here yet.
• QuickOffice is quite good for openning Office files, though you cannot edit them.
• The music player seems good. You can fast forward by holding down on the "next track" button. There's a big gap for album art, where there could be a playlist. No Ogg support yet, but hopefully soon.
• Image gallery thing is very nice, though I can't zoom to 100% as I keep getting out of memory errors
• The browser is fantastic, though it occasionally closes on large sites. YouTube doesn't work, nor does Google Video or Google Maps. ORB seems to work ok as long as you open Real Player first. Google Reader does work, GMail looks quite good. Singing fish works well (at least for music).
• The phone can tell you who is calling with text-to-speech. This is very cool. The voice dailling also works with speech recognition, so you don't have to record lots of names.
• I haven't tried InfraRed. I don't know if it woul work as a TV remote.
• Python isn't out for 3rd edition yet :-(
• uPNP works OK to my PC with some PC software. I can do slideshows streamed from the phone, controlled by the phone.
• FM radio works fine, though the Visual Radio bit needs non-wi-fi net access for some reason.
• The display is awesome!

That's all for now. I'll post lots more in the future.

WizBit

Whoah! So I have this idea of creating a BitTorrent client for my phone, as non exist at the moment. I start doing this for my final year university project. It's a lot of work but I'm learning lots and it's quite fun, although quite difficult.

Suddenly the final report deadline gets really close. I need to write thousands of words for a write-up, including the testing for the program. To test the program it has to at least work a bit. I code like a monkey (google for that song, it's good). I code some more. Then I think: hmmmmm.

During that thought I decide to create a small page about my program (now called "WizBit", as I couldn't think of a better name) on my GooglePages page. This is for "distribution" as my report puts it. Even though the code isn't finished I decide to advertise the site in an IRC channel.

People tell friends, some friends have lots of friends, friends tell friends, people google for "s60 bittorrent", people blog: WizBit becomes almost famous. It's exciting but almost scary. So many people now know about WizBit!

I have to give a demonstration the day after my last exam (7th June, silly timetabling), which means by then it should have basic functionality. That's quite a lot of coding in not a lot of time.

After the 7th I'll probably chillax for a bit, then try to get WizBit working really well over the Summer. I'll release what I've done under the GPL so after the 7th people will be able to help if they want. It's really amazing to create something that lots of people really want. I really hope I can get it working all properly.

This is the news

Like many a post, the post just before was a long time ago. Hannah came to visit again! We had a great time and even went to Dartmoor. The weather wasn't that great but we still managed to do lots. We found lots of really cheap good books and Hannah even found some Left Behind series books super cheap! Before that I'd been working on my university project lots and lots. Now I have some more to do, whilst revising for exams! I'm sure it'll all be fine.

The photo site Riya is actually really cool and very good. It has face recognition, is free and will soon allow importing nad exporting. Overall seems much nicer and more innovative than alternatives like Flickr. I'm not sure of thir revenue model yet though, so after beta they may have premium services or adverts.

Pete, Tom, Mike and I had a BBQ this afternoon. Their blogs may have photos. Pete doesn't ahve a blog. Pete: go to www.blogger.com and get one.

It's sunny at night again

Work is finished! Over 4 hours before its due in! Unfortunately we missed the nighttime again and it's now light outside.

Picasa

If you haven't got it already then you should download Google's Picasa. It's really good at organising photos and doing simple edits. It also integrates well with Flickr, email, Blogger / Blogspot and lots more. You can order prints online and make gift CDs. Seriously, if you have any photos on your computer you should download it now. There's a link on the sidebar to the right. -->

Dad's new dog (Dexter)

Dad's new dog (Dexter)
Originally uploaded by David Hulbert.

My Dad got a new dog a while ago. He's very small and cute.

Hannah!

I haven't blogged about my incredible girlfriend Hannah in ages now. Nothing bad's happened, I just haven't had much to say. We're still going out and love each other very much.

• January 2nd: I asked Hannah out! She said yes! Happiness ensued! We had a great week together then had to leave for seperate universities. Hannah visited the next weekend so we weren't apart for long.
• January 21st: We went to my cousins wedding together! There was also more visiting.
• February 14th: Valentines day! My car broke a bit though. A fantastic week!

During March and April we've been seeing each other about every 2 weeks as we've both had way too much work to do. Hannah's finished her disertation and now just has exams. We'll hopefully see each other soon as we really miss each other lots.

Over the Summer we're going to look for jobs but hopefuly not start work until Autumn. We're going to Soul Survivor and hopefully somewhere nice on holiday! It's going to be an amazing Summer as we'll have each other and no work to do!

Nokia N91 vs Nokia N80 (Updated)

Update: Mike has posted why he thinks these phones aren't very good. See below for his opinions and why (I think) he's wrong.


Informed speculation: The N91 is coming out probably in a week or 2 in the UK. The N80 should be out about a week after (I guess). Pre-ordering the N91 ranges from free on a £45 contract up to about £200 on a cheap contract, which should go down to £100 or less in a month or 2. The phones themselves can be pre-ordered for around £500. Both definately available on O2, most likely all other major networks too.

Random note: phones that are free on cheap contracts should sell for £100 to £150 on eBay fairly easily. That means you could upgrade to the best free phone they'll give you, sell it and buy a new phone sans-contract.

Features on N91 and N80:

• Symbian 9.1 OS with S60 Ver 3
• uPnp (easily stream stuff if you have the right software / hardware)
• USB mass storage profile
• Bluetooth 1.2 (I think; means no A2DP - Bluethooth headphones)
• Wi-Fi 802.11g
• FM radio
• CPU around 300MHz (I think)
• Super-cool web browser with zoom and other exciting stuff (e.g. find as you type, frames, loads more)
• FOTA (Firmware Over The Air) which means the firmware can be upgraded free without going to a Nokia center. I think.
  

Nokia N91 better:

• 4GB hard drive vs expensive miniSD (128MB, max 2GB) on N80! Very important
  
• 3.5mm headphone jack built in vs needing in-line remote on N80
• Music playback keys
• Shiny metal chromeyness

Nokia N80 better:

• 4x screen resolution (352x416) of N91 (176x208)! Very important
  
• 3.2Mp camera vs 2.0Mp of N91 (and presumably better video recording too)
• Front video conferencing (0.3MB, VGA) camera vs none on N91
• Infra Red (IrDA; not really used much but may be useful for remote controlling stuff if it's CIR)
• More world network frequencies (not that I'm going anywhere)
• Black hotness (unless you get the grey one)

Other alternatives (phones with Wi-Fi)

• Nokia E70:
Business phone with mostly same software as N80, not so good camera but has fold out keyboard.
• HTC Universal: Very feature-rich phone with everything you could want (tho only 1.3Mp camera) but is a huge brick.
  
• Nokia N92: Just about every feature of N80. Slightly smaller resolution but larger size screen. Includes DVB-H for TV reception. Takes SD. Is a bit bigger. Won't be out for longer.
  
• Sony Ericsson P990i: Touchscreen, silly keyboard though.
  

Ogg support
New Symbian S60 v3 phones don't seem to support ogg (vorbis) audio ou tof the box, even though they support AAC, WMA and MP3. Older Symbian phones can play ogg fiels with OggPlay, which has a codec for ogg so any audio program can play them. As far as I'm aware this does not exist for the latest S60 platform. Hopefully someone will write a codec for ogg on Symbian v3 soon.

N80 reviews:
http://www.sotovik.ru/catalog/reviews/Nokia_N80-2-rev.html

Update:
Mike's words are in grey (sometimes smaller when he goes off on a rant :-). My replies are black. View his post, which he copied from me without linking! Naughty Mike.

Symbian:
Like all phones before them they have an operating system.
All phones have an OS, but Symbian is very open - you can develop your own applications which use phone features very easily. Like Java but simpler (IMO) and can actually do phone stuff (e.g. access phone databases).

uPNP:
Rather specific don’t you think?
Not useful now as nothing supports it but it will prob be as common as Bluetooth soon + be very useful. Maybe not this year. Soon it will tho. Open spec for sending data to other devices.

Bluetooth:
Bluetooth is kind of useful for sending pictures and stuff between mobiles but I cannot remember the last time I used it.
I use it lots. Fair enough if you don't. I like the way phone manufacturers give us the option though.

GPRS vs Wi-Fi:
Do you need ultra fast internet on a phone? Current GPRS technology allows for quick download of text based news on my mobile and that is all I really need it for.
GPRS is very slow and limits you to text or small images. I want to send the 3MP photos I take to a server. I want to download TV episodes onto my phone. Wi-Fi also means you can access the Internet free at home. Also means you can transfer music to / from phones / computers very quickly. Finally, when VoIP gets bigger phones which support it will be huge sellers due to the 0-price calls.

FM radio:
I have FM radio on my phone!! Never used it though because you have to carry the silly headphones around.
Not particularly useful but I've never had one in a phone.

Processor:
Reasonable processer- the XDA 2 managed 400 Mhz but that was more of a mini computer rather than a electronic swiss army knife.
Symbian is more lightweight than Win Mobile so needs less CPU. Symbian phones are computers. Possibly more so than Win Mob.

Web browser:
Just download Opera [mini]. Does everything you shall ever need.
Opera mini is cool but doesnt have many features. I want videos, downloads, RSS, large web pages, java script and lots more. Ooh, streaming too. Opera mobile has more features than Opera mini but is slower.

FOTA:
Why would you have to go to a Nokia centre to download firmware can you not just get it online? Or is that the name of the Nokia website? If it is the first point I raised then it is another reason not to get a Nokia.
SE do this already Nokia are just starting. That means these phones having it is a good thing.

Nokia N91 hard drive:
Oh the joys of hard drives. I know you know what I am going to say and I know what you are going to say in return. Ease to break. Then you tell me how the N80 has passed XXX number of tests back at the Nokia factory which is a useless fact. Testing in the factory and testing in real life are completely different things. (Here comes the ubiquitous F1 comment). F1 engines are put through thousands of miles of simulations on the dyno back at the factory to simulate track conditions. However, 9 times out of 10, when they come to actually track test them they only manage 20 laps before exploding in a fiery mess. Given that a F1 engine manufacture spends $150 million just on producing 18 race engines (1 engine for each 2 GP’s) you would think they would be able to produce an excellent engine. Nokia however likely spend less on development per phone and therefore it should not be assumed that they are not fragile in the right conditions. And yes I do know that the N80 is not an engine and should not be compared to one but it is a just point and well made I believe.
The hard drive may make it more fragile but I bet it'll be less fragile than your SE K750i. I believe you have a Creative Zen with an older version of the same hard drive. Is that broken?

Clock-pen mp3-phone:
A very nice feature but I personally don’t listen to music on my phone for one reason- the clock pen! The clock pen combines two great things, a clock and a pen, into one device and it ends up being a heavy and horrible pen and a useless clock. The same can be said for any device which tries to take on more than one purpose- the device will usually do the task but not as well as a device that was designed specifically for just that purpose. In your case however it would make more sense as you don’t have a MP3 player, or not a very large one at least.
The thing is about the N91 is that the MP3 playing functionality is actually better than a Zen or iPod. More file formats, more expandability, more output, even better sound quality (seriously, check the SNR ratios). Anyway, don't you use your phone for SMS and photos? That's convergence. You accept that now, you'll probably accept that phones play MP3s sometime...

Music playback keys:
Very useful. Nothing more boring than having to go into the software to try and change track etc.
They both have music keys on the remote so it's not a big deal really, just slightly nicer on the N91.

Scratchyness:
But could it scratch easy? Don’t tell me it has been factory tested. Do they happen to test using it on the way back from Arena at 2am in the morning when you manage to scrape it against a wall?
It's just as resiliant as any other phone. Have you scraped yours on the wall coming back from Arena?

Small screen:
In terms of looking at pictures it makes a big difference but for video why bother on such a smaller screen, just end up hurting your eyes.
It may hurt your eyes but it doesn't hurt mine. I don't know why. Maybe I'm just lucky. The DS has a small screen.

Camera:
It is the clock-pen argument again. But now we are talking about 3 features in one. I have generally been impressed with the pics on my K750i but they are nowhere near as good as I would expect from a similarly spec’d digital camera.
It's because they can't fit / afford high quality lenses in them. Carl Zeiss lenses are coming soon. Much nicer.

VGA video conferencing phone:
Might as well have no conferencing as 0.3MB is weak. My XDA 2 was 0.3MB so I should know.
This is only for 3G video calls. It's the same resolution as your webcam.

Infra Red:
They still making IR?
Not used very much at all now. Still used on many laser printers in offices. Also lots of keyboards use IR because it uses lower power. TV remotes also use IR, so the N80 could be programmed to work with any TV / DVD player etc.

Entering this domain of knowledge is an unwise move for me, just as if you entered the F1 domain- I would bring the smack down swiftly. I do think though that there is a lot of silly stuff that should not be on phones, like infra red, video conferencing and whatever this uPnp is! Take my advice and avoid the N91- hard drive will break.

These phones are better than than many of the devices they converge upon. It's also easier than taking 2+ devices.

Google may pay me money!

I've eared $0.02 so far from people clicking on adverts on my blog. Excellent. I may get another 2 cents if people search using this search bar:

Get £2 for signing up to this... Updated!

Update: This actually works. I've recieved over £20 in my bank account from signing up lots of people. They don't (so far, 2 months) text you any more (spam). You can also sign up other people and get money. Go for it! If you don't want to add your bank account then transfer me the money and I'll give you the cash (after taking a commision :-).

Luup is mobile payment thing. Basically means you can send / recieve money using your mobile. To sign up, text "go dave1010" to the number 81100. You get £2 and I get £1. They don't spam you. Texts you send are usual text price (10p or free if you get free texts) and texts they send you (confirmation) are free.

You can send money to other users (eg try texting "pay dave1010 2" to 81100 to send me £2) and you can also activate a bank account if you sent and add / withdraw funds. It only costs you the texts you send and 20p (from your account) to send money to a bank account.

It could be useful for when you owe mates a bit of cash. Instead of writing IOUs you can send 1 text message and they actually get the money! Some eBay members also take it. Hopefully it'll get really popular and everyone will use it. It'd be cool to go to 'spoons and pay for drinks without taking my wallet.

So go now and sign up! You get £2 and I get £1. It only takes a minute. To sign up just text "go dave1010" to 81100.

26 Websites

There seems to be a meme going round with browser history's beginning with each letter of the aphabet. Type each letter into your address bar and blog what comes up. I can't be bothered to make all mine links. If you want to go there then drag them onto your search/address bar or highlight, right click + search for them.

• Amazon
• Blogger
• Cbfsms.com (free texts)
• Del.icio.us (bookmarks)
• En.Wikipedia
• Froogle
• Google
• Hotxt (IM over GPRS with drop-call notification)
• IsoHunt (bittorrent search)
• Johnvey.com/features/deliciousdirector/ (bookmark organiser)
• Komplett (computer sales)
• Localhost (that's me!)
• Mininova (bittorrent search)
• Nintendowifi (only coz of Opera for DS coming. I don't like the games)
• O2
• PocketGPSWorld
• Q: None (strange)
• Redoute (clothes shopping)
• S60bt.blogspot.com (my other blog)
• ThePirateBay.com (bittorrent search)
• Uncyclopedia
• Vodaphone
• WhatIsMyIP
• XenuWasFramed.org (Scientology weirdness)
• YouTube
• Z: None (strange again)

Back to work now.

MP3 players comparison

What's the best Windows MP3 player? Just MP3s, no videos or any other audio format. These are some of the most important features for me.

Player:                            iTunes          WinAMP             WMP
Global search (150GB on 2GHz CPU): Yes             Yes, 8sec          Yes
Directories:                       No              Yes                No
Auto-updating library:             No, 3rd party   Yes, in background Yes
Desktop integration:               Google Sidebar  Google Sidebar     Explorer
Alarm clock:                       No, VBScript    With plugin        With plugin
Smart playlists:                   Yes             Yes                Yes
Sort by any attribute:             Yes             Yes                Yes

What other features are useful? What other good players are there?

The coolness of GPS

Last Thursday I got this Bluethooth GPS reciever (cheaper than listed here). It sends GPS co-ordinates to any Bluetooth device which supports serieal profile (phones, PDAs, computers, etc.). That in itself isn't too interesting. Numbers generally aren't fun.

On my Nokia 7610 I have TomTom 5. It's super cool. It has maps of the whole of the UK and knows about POIs (points of interest) like Tesco and garages. With the GPS it's a complete navigation system. If you ever get lost, just turn on the GPS, load up TomTom, wait for it to connect and find a few satellites and press 1, 1. It'll then guide you with voice prompts, street maps and directions.

Generally it's very good. I told it to take us to Lidl and it did so almost perfectly. At one point the GPS lost satellites and it didn't know where to go but then it soon fixed itself. It even beeped when I was coming up to a speed camera.

The interface is very polished and options are very easy to get to. The maps are very clear and useful even if you have no GPS. The on screen directions are clear and the voice seems OK. I may try random voices soon (E.g. KITT from Knightrider! That'd be fun.) It can't tell you which lane to get into in roundabouts so crossing Ex Bridges it just said turn left after a bit. I had to look at the map to know which exit it wanted me to take.

The GPS accuracy is very good and probably accurate to under 10m. The little arrow corresponds exactly to the car / me. The GPS signal is not so good in areas with tall buildings but should be OK.

If you don't like a route it suggests you can easily change it. If you want to go a different way just start driving that way and it will automatically recalculate the route! It's very easy to find petrol stations or anything on your route to stop at.

There's a traffic + weather service which looks useful but you have to pay lots for. Maybe when I have a job.

When I was driving it only distracted me when I wasn't sure. I think it's best to either do exactly what it says or just go your own way and let it adapt. If you're not sure which road it wants you to take either get a passenger to check, take the road or ignore it. Don't look at it yourself and try to figure it out. TomTom does not (yet) tell you if you're about to hit into another car!

TomTom seems to be the best navigation system there is (according to reviews and my own testing). It works with (hopefully) every Bluetooth GPS unit there is. Just eBay one.

The display on my phone is fine for maps and directions. A larger screen (e.g. PDA) would be nice but is definately not needed. I really need a phone holder for my car. The voice prompts are loud enough unless you have loud music on. They can also be turned off if you want, though it's funny when it says things like "turn around at the next possible location".

TomTom seems to leave just enough memory free in my phone to send / reciece texts and make phone calls. It probably couldn't do much more that that.

A seperate GPS system would be very nice but if you already have a phone with an OK screen then you can't beat this for price. The GPS is under £50 and you should be able to get just the TomTom software for under £100.

Hopefully TomTom will work on my next phone. (Nokia N80?) I'm sure I'll let you all know if it does.

The coolness of Google Calendar

Google Calendar is really great. Really. Sign up for an account now. You don't need a GMail email address but it is useful as they go well together. If you live in the UK you need an invite (just ask me) to get a GMail email address. You don't need an invite to sign up for the calendar.

Google Calendar does all the usual things calendars do and more. The interface is entirely web-based so you can access it anywhere. It's really easy to use too. Just click on the date or time you want a new appointment / event and it'll start creating it.

Google allow you to have multiple calendars. For example I have a main events one and one just for birthdays. I can share any calendar with the world or just my friends. Here's my friends birthdays in XML and iCal. You cannot edit them but my some of my friends can edit our joint one.

You can also search other peoples' shared calendars and "subscribe" to them. For example Tom has Arsenal football things. Hopefully Google Calendar will become imensely popular and our university departments (e.g. Computer Science, Careers service, the Guild, XNet) will publish important events which can be viewed by students but only be edited by staff (with changes showing up immediately).

The interface is amazingly slick. I love the way you can select days or weeks in the mini-calendar to immediately customise the main view. There's also the usual Google search box meaning if you've forgotten when an appointment is you can easily find it. Finally there's a print option which actually creates a PDF file.

It's still in beta (meaning there's a few bugs but is fairly stable) so there may be more features on the way.

To improve it I can only think of:

• Have everyone use it. It's be great to know when people are around / busy. Also you could see who's planning on going to the pub that evening! It'd be useful for organisations too.
• UK text alerts. They do this in the US but mobile operators charge companies lots to send texts so I doubt Google will do this for some time. Until they make the Google Phone...
• A todo system. Not really used but would be useful. Maybe just a small notpad thing.
• Better code / stability. This will happen; soon I hope. The beta sometimes doesn't save things and it takes up lots of memory sometimes.
• More color options. Not exactly important but where are the bright colors?
• Tags for events and tags for celendars. Or search terms for events. For example I could search for every even mentioning Exeter University and just see them. I don't want to have to subscribe to every band which say they're playing here on some day, then the rest of the calendar is useless to me.
• Re-arrange the days of the week (with drag and drop). I'd like Thursday to come after Monday, then it'd almost be the end of the week on Monday. Google Calendar currently doesn't support this but I hope it does soon.
• Featured calendars, search by location, topic, etc.
  

Google Calendar link creator

Use this form to make a new event in your Google Calendar or to get a URL you can give people (e.g. in on your blog, like this or an email). People can then add the event to their calendars. Google have provided this page of how to do this manually. They also have some buttons you can put on your website. I've just made it into a form. I'm sorry about the confusing dates. They look really confusing but once you understand them they're actually quite easy. I could fix it with JavaScript but can't be bothered.

Instructions: Fill out the form. Click Go! Copy the URL (in the address bar of your browser) and either email it to a friend or put a link to it on your website or blog.

Event Title:
Date / Time:
Use YearMonthDate/YearMonthDate (e.g. 20060419/20060419) for all day events or YearMonthDateTHoursMinutesSecondsZ/YearMonthDateTHoursMinutesSecondsZ for set times (e.g. 20060419T180000Z/20060419T190000Z). Times are in UTC so -1 hour if you want BST. The / seperates the start and end.
Details:
Location:
Busy? (true/false)

Bamboo and loo roll

I haven't blogged properly since the end of Feb. Since then I've seen Hannah a few times which has been awesome-fantastic, done lots of work and got a new car! I've also been watching too much of Lois & Clark (The New Adventures of Superman).

For lunch today I had a burger sandwich with a variety of vegetables including bamboo. Weird.

Recently we've had too much loo roll. (Can you ever have too much?) Luckily it's fun to make things with. Mostly towers. I also nearly broke the lightswitch (Sorry Louis).

I'll take some more photos as I / we make more interesting things. Please post comments of what we should make. (I've made a mini igloo but haven't photo'd it yet.)

I'll also take a photo of my new car soon.

Ode to The Mushroom of Excitedness

A poem by David Hulbert

The mushrooms lie together
Waiting for tomorrow
They know not whether
To expect happiness or sorrow

Every year it's the same
At midnight the picker comes
Carefully he takes aim
With a pinch from his thumbs

The mushroom is so excited
Its life is now complete
Into the stocking it is invited
There satsumas it shall meet

Random thoughts while shaving

I often have random thoughts while (or sometime while not) shaving. Today I had 2 (update: it's no longer "today" any more). Here's some of them. Post your own too!

• Why isn't there such ting as a Jelly plant? What would it be like if it existed? Could "jelly plant" be a verb? E.g. "Did you see when Jack jelly planted Bob?" That would be a cool sentence to say.
• Why don't icecream vans get fitted with GPS devices? Kids could then use Google Maps to have a live display of when there are vans in their area. Savvy kids could even subscribe to a geographically expressed RSS feed.
• Will I ever get all my work done?
  
• Instead of having all the confusion about Dalight Savings Time, British Summer Time, etc., why not have one of the following options:

1. The simple option: don't bother with DST. It seems to create more confusion than it's worth.
2. The technical option: have DST but get every time device to pull the latest DST information from the 'net. This means that it doesn't matter if DST is slightly different every year or in different places.
3. My favourite: have the same time everywhere. Does it really matter that we get up before 12pm, have lunch at about 1pm and go to bed around 12am? I think not. If everyone used UTC (or CST, EST, GMT) then things would be a lot simpler. Instead of it being dalight from (for example) 8am to 8pm everywhere, it'd be daylight 8am-8pm somewhere and 4pm-4am somewhere else. The only problem I can see with this is that with the curent system we have Australia as an early waring of World destruction. E.g. if aliens were going to destroy the World tomorrow then we'd already know about it as it's tomorrow in Australia.
   

Blondes to die out?

There's a BBC news article (not April fools) published a few years ago that says that blodes may die out. Hmmm. The article states:

The researchers also believe that so-called bottle blondes may be to blame for the demise of their natural rivals. They suggest that dyed-blondes are more attractive to men who choose them as partners over true blondes.

It then has a photo of Ann Widdecombe and says:

Bottle-blondes like Ann Widdecombe may be to blame

Hmmm... Firstly, I can't think of anyone that Ann Widdecombe is more attravtive than. Secondly, never trust news / articles from unreliable sources like the BBC (they still havent corrected it) or The Sunday Times. Luckily I found it was a myth from Wikipedia.

Faces

Some people in the department of comupter science at St Andrews have made a really cool Java applet which modifies photos of faces you give it. You can have ago here. I uploaded a photo of me and it's done some marvelous and some scary things. I'm glad I'm not a woman but I'd quite like to be (more of a) monkey.

GMail down?

It seems as though GMail is not working (at least where I am in the UK):

Server Error

We're sorry, but Google Mail is temporarily unavailable. We're currently working to fix the problem -- please try logging in to your account in a few minutes.

I wonder why. Does anyone have any details? There doesn't seem to be any news anywhere about it. POP access also doesn't seem to be working.

Update: Now it's not responding. How can I check my email???

The Official Best Films in the World List

Tom tried, Mike tried too, even the IMDb tried. This is the only list you'll ever need* and it's even in order! (Not from best to worst, just from top to bottom.) This list is a list of films I like, have enjoyed or would recommend. As Tony the tiger would undoubtedly say: "They're Grrrrrreat!"

• The Matrix trilogy
  
• Butterfly Effect
• Memento
• Fight Club
• Batman Begins
• Sin City
• Kill Bill 1 & 2
  
• Back To The Future trilogy
  
• Love Actually
• V for Vendetta
• X-men 1, 2 (and 3)
• Blade trilogy
  
• Die Hard trilogy
• Terminator trilogy
  
• Minority Report
• The Shawshank Redemption
• The Usual Suspects
• American Beauty
• Se7en
• Lucky Number Slevin
• Requiem for a Dream
• The Princess Bride
• The Notebook
• The Pirates of the Caribbean
• Lawnmower man
• Police Academy
• Naked Gun trilogy

*Except for shopping lists, they're really useful.

There's probably lots more too.

Random funny things I may need to remember

I don't want to forget these so I'll post them here. They're from the web and random emails. I appologise for the formatting and spelling.

An interesting 'fact': "Although the Earth is larger, the moon is farther away."

An email forward
Dear Friends :

At this time of year, I want to thank all of you who have taken the time
and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past 12 months. Thank
you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of
your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet
stains. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make
these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the
rat feces and urine. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because
it causes cancer. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones
because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a
water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer go to shopping malls because
someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually
Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer shop at Target since they are French
and don't support our American troops. I no longer answer the phone
because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a
phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

I no longer eat pre-packaged foods because the estrogens they contain
will turn me gay.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant
freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer date the opposite sex
because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub
full of ice. I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once
I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have
their recipe. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214
angels looking out for me and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every
wish. Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if
I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five
minutes. (I don't remember that in the Bible.)

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is
about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time). I no longer
have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000
that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special
e-mail program. Yes, I want to thank all of you soooo much for looking
out for me that I will now return the favor!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70
minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM
(CST) this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back,
causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it
actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's
ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.

The Rules

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here arethe rulesfrom the male side. These are our rules:-Please note these are allnumbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.

Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it'sup, put itdown. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear uscomplainingaboutyou leaving it down.

Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changingof the tides.Let it be.

Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it thatway.

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtlehints donotwork! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost everyquestion.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.That's whatwe do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See adoctor.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.In fact,all comments become null and void after 7 days.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one ofthe waysmakes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you wantit done.Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do ityourself.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither dowe.

ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows defaultsettings. Peach,for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Lilac is a flower. Wehave noideawhat mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will actlikenothing'swrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth thehassle.

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect ananswer youdon't want to hear.

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear isfine.Really.

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you areprepared todiscusssuch topics as Sex, Sport, or Cars.

You have enough clothes.

You have too many shoes.

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep onthe settee tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

A brief history of the past.

I've just been reading through my really old blog from the first year. Some highlights (if you can call them that):

• Currnet blood - alcohol level: slightly more blood than alcohol, unless I stand on my head, then I get shoe prints on my face.
• Next year Nick is thinking of getting a bouncy castle.
• "Without farmers, we wouldn't have farmer's wives" is a fairly sexist quote I think.
• In one lecture, the lecturer passed round different types of phone and network cable round so we could look at them. It was very exciting! We also played on space hoppers for a while, but not in lectures.
• To make it more interesting, get different coloured celophane and wave it in frount of your computer monitor.
• Im now eating crisps. I got them free with lunch. Ive finished them now.
• The sports center (note American spelling, just for added amusement) is further up the hill...

In conclusion, I was very weird. I think I still am...

DRM music

Engadget recently had a post about French law and DRM. I wrote a seriously long comment about DRM whoch I posted here. For those of you who don't know, DRM stands for Digital Rights Management. It means that when you buy (most) music online you cannot play it on an incompatable player. Here's my post:

OK, you buy a legal DVD of some film. You play it in your living room, then get tired and finish watching it in your bedroom on your DVD player up there. This is perfectly legal in (hopefully) just about any country in the world. If you think this isn't fair use then I think you may have a problem.

What if you're listening to an album you bought from Yahoo music, iTunes or whatever on your computer. You then realise you have to go out for a bit so you put the music on your MP3 player. With DRM'd music you cannot do this (unless you choose to let 1 company rule your life until you never want to listen to that album again).

Here DRM is stopping fair use. It is pretty good at it too. I could break the DRM, which isn't difficult to do but does take time. The legality of breaking DRM isn't too great under the DMCA or EUCD either.

I choose not to buy DRM'd music, burn to a (virtual) CD (which some DRM doesn't let you do anyway), then rip back.

Instead of buying the DRM'd music I have 4 options. Firstly I can buy the CD. This means going into town and paying for some of the tracks on the album I don't want. I do this sometimes but not very much.

Secondly I can choose not to listen to music at all. I don't like that option.

Another option is only buying music online in MP3 from sites like magnatune or emusic, or listening to free CC music. This is what I would do but it is not possible for me to listen to many popular artists this way (even if I want to pay). This would become very popular if DRM didn't exist. I'd definitely buy a lot more music.

The only way I can get MP3s of the music I want without having to encode a CD (bought or burnt from DRM) is currently illegally. That means piracy. That means they lost a sale. That means artists like Britney Spears and Eminem get no money and starve. To be honest (no offence to you Britney or Eminem if you're reading this) I don't care.

I have quick searches in Firefox for the pirate bay and isohunt. I can get virtually any album I want in a few minutes.

DRM has stopped me from paying many artists. I do sometimes buy CDs of music I've downloaded if I want to support the artist.

What I'd like to see is artists offering MP3s for sale. They could also have a donate button on their websites for people who got the MP3s illegally but want to support the artist.

To summarise: DRM doesn't stop piracy, it just stops fair use. It is a tool used by distributors to deny ownership to the consumer after they have paid for a product.

Update: Mike has put a post about DRM on his blog. Add a comment to it saying why DRM is bad for the consumer!

The name "Hulbert"

OK, my name's David Hulbert but I don't really know anything about my name.

There were 2 Hulbert actors called Claude and Jack from the 1930s.

There's also 2 towns in the USA called Hulbert, in OK and MI. There's under a thousand people in them both together. Let me know if you're one of those people!

As far as genealogy goes, I have no idea. There's a site here with links to lots of sites like this one which seems to say the Hulbert changed to Hurlbut on going from the UK to US. The name is most comon in the UK but also common in Bohemia and Germany. We're mostly in Wiltshite, Gloucestershite and Lancashire in the UK.

You can also stay in Hulbert House in Queensland, New Zealand, get a Hulbert credit card or go to Hulbert school.

Please add a comment if you are a Hulbert or know anything interesting.