Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Hover Copter

Note to self: Create hover copter and become millionaire!

Summer Ball

It's now official: I've just about officially recovered from the Summer Ball. Here's a breakdown of the events:

  • 1pm: Wake up
  • 4pm: Go to 'spoons
  • 5pm: Have 'spoons foodage
  • 6pm: Everyone comes back to ours for drinks
  • 7pm: Get ready
  • 8pm: Go go go!
  • 9pm: Ram beer garden and fairground rides!
  • 10pm - 12am: Err... I'm not quite sure...
  • 1am: Kosheen - awesomeness in a frisby kettle thing
  • 2am: Wandering, no more drinks
  • 3am: Argh! My feet are going to fall off!
  • 4am: 12 hours of inebriation! Time to go home
  • 5am - 10am: Sleep
  • 11am: Get up - still tispy
  • 12pm - 9pm: Chillax
  • 10pm: Big Brother
  • 11pm - 7am: Read the whole Internet
  • 8am: Sleep
That's about it. Photos in the future.


Look at all the trade marks apple owns! Some include: yum, chicago, capitals, bonjour, develop, finder, logic, new york, sand, pages and techno! You could have a party game where u go round in a circle + name them all.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Snail mail

Hmmm... Snail mail means sending letters by physical post... What about actual snail mail? Send real life snails in the post! You'd need a parcle + some food for it . Possibly a gyroscope so it stays upright. Lots of shock absorbing too. I think it could be done... Who wants me to send them real snail mail? We could be on TV!

Monday, June 20, 2005

Hotness, but not in the good way

It's too hot to sleep, so I blog.

Chloe's party was last night. I drank an average amount but I acted like I'd had more, strangely. I opened a bottle of beer with a can of beer and now my finger has a big red line across it. My watch also slightly brokey was, but hey. We got an Abdula's on the way back and then I woke up. I woke up twice again later, then got up.

Pete & his American buddy, Kev, said "Hey Mr Dave, let's Stone henge it up!", so I was like drivey drivey drive in the hotness + we got there. The we looked at the stones. Then we went to Salisbury and saw the cathederal, got pizza (mmm. Pizza) and ice cream (mmm. Ice cream) and then went drivey drivey drive back here for Big Brother watching (we missed the quiz :-( ).

The F1 was like blargh, so Nikey and Mikey may be rich now. Then I got bored so we watched Naked Gun. Now is now, where I'm typing this. After this, I shall be sleeping, if I can.

Tomorrow I need to:

  • Phone Burton
  • Go to Specsavers
  • Tidy my room (meh)
  • Invent a room cooling device
  • Fix my watch
  • Fix my finger
  • Wake up
  • Go swimming
  • Wash up
In other news, I'm probably going home on probably this Tuesday for a while. That's a probably. I have no reason to limit my possibilites and limiting my possibilities for no reason is silly. I'm alsoly too spontaneous.

Extra coolness:
  • Buy and sell farm animals/things here
  • Listen /download (legally) to lots of quality independant music either at usounds, knobtweakers (dance music) epitonic or 3hive. You can also search for music at espew or the hype machine. More sites like this here.
  • Cheat at crosswords
  • Learn stuff that isn't true! E.g: If Vikings were reincarnated using cloning technology, they'd be surprised at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have. Journey only appears to have eight letters. Apples can kill at the blink of an eye.
  • If you're still bored, do the riddle and complete it. I did.
Sleep now.

Nigerian email scam

I'm not sure how this will turn out. A while ago I got a nigerian email scam spam email. I thought I'd reply. Read the comments to see what's happened so far...

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Millions and millions of photos, images and pictures!

Yesterday I put zillions of photos on here. My blog will now take ages to load. There's lots more over there. Leave a comment if you want any photos explained.

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Mike had a beard

Random photos

These were from sometime last year.

Roast dinner and sillyness

We cooked a nice roast dinner (this was the time when we used all 8 hobs at once), wrapped Tom up in loo roll, then went to the Lemmy quiz where someone had some "water"

Funny food, funny hats, candy floss and orange bowling

Awesome caves and lots of fog at Worth Matraves

Hairy cow

Look at the hair! (On the cow, not Hannah)

Donkeys at Rufus Stone in the New Forest

One of the sides of the triangular "stone" is missing.

Marwell Zoo

So many animals. It seems as though I go to the zoo a lot.

Hampsters and fish

I'd rather be a cuddly hampster (yes, there's a 'p') than a weird looking fish

Incorrect cube

This is what makes life worth living. I want to know how a cube can be incorrect.

The end of sobriety

After giving up alcohol, I drank some alcohol. This resulted in blurry people and unhappy people...

London Zoo

There were some very strange creatures in the zoo...